CHARACTERS CLERK: plump, 60s ELLIPHANT: 20s, pixie cut, roller skate shorts, sphynx cat on shoulder
INT. HARDWARE STORE KEY COUNTER - MORNING
- CLERK
- What can I do for you, miss?
- ELLIPHANT
- Ja, blisseh. I need dis key copied.
- CLERK
- Sure thing.
Clerk spins a display rack of key templates as he inspects Elliphant's key.
- CLERK (CONT’D)
- House key? Looks like any of em on these three lower levels'll work.
- ELLIPHANT
- They got nunna deez blisseh, um, pokers tho. I need one like dis wit da, you know...
Elliphant draws her finger across the key’s cuts, exaggeratedly.
- CLERK
- Teeth. Right. We etch those in once you choose the style you like.
- ELLIPHANT
- Ah, cool. Blisseh. I’ll take little greenie, here.
- CLERK
- Very well.
- ELLIPHANT
- Blisseh.