CHARACTERS PHONE SALES REP: voice on phone, almost inaudible ELLIPHANT: 20s, pixie cut, roller skate shorts, sphynx cat on shoulder
INT. SUBURBAN TOWNHOUSE IN THE SUBURBS OF STOCKHOLM
- ELLIPHANT
- Eh ja - I need to get HBO.
- REP
- Ah very good. Do you have a cable plan with us already?
- ELLIPHANT
- Nah just HBO.
- REP
- Oh, I mean do you already have any cable service currently? With us or with another provider, even?
- ELLIPHANT
- Ja. Blisseh. I have Showtime - is that cable?
- REP
- Certainly it is - who's your provider?
- ELLIPHANT
- Well, see, I really don't know.
- REP
- Oh, are you the primary resident at your home?
- ELLIPHANT
- Blisseh.
- REP
- I'm sorry?
- ELLIPHANT
- Ja. Primary resident's a yes ma'am.
- REP
- Very good. Let's see if we can figure out who provides your cable currently, shall we?
- ELLIPHANT
- Blisseh. But I think another time.
- REP
- I'm sorry?
- ELLIPHANT
- It's boring, dis getting HBO bish. Another time, k?
- REP
- Oh. Are you sure? It's quite painless.
- ELLIPHANT
- My phone's hot. 'Nother time. Bye.
- REP
- Alri‑‑