Ike and Tina: Food

A Screenplay

CHARACTERS IKE: wirey, strong, a musician TINA: glamorous, athletic, a musician

INT. A SUNKEN LIVING ROOM HIGH IN THE HOLLYWOOD HILLS - NIGHT

IKE
Hey, baby, you want some of this?

Ike offers her a box of stale boxed popcorn from earlier in the day.

TINA
What? Fool, no! I don't need your used food.
IKE
My used food? Bitch, all your food is my used food!
TINA
Ikey, baby, what are you saying? That don't make no sense.
IKE
Dafuk it don't! Who's broccoli is this?

He lifts then drops a head of broccoli on the counter

IKE (CONT'D)
Who's fuckin' rigatoni is this?

He slams a half-used package of rigatoni on the counter, it splinters

TINA
What's this about? It's ours, baby. C’mon!
IKE
The fuck it is.
TINA
Jesus Christ. Ike?
FIN