CHARACTERS PAUL - literally Starsky DAVID - literally Hutch
INT. THE KITCHEN OF A RESIDENTIAL THREE-BEDROOM RANCH-STYLE IN GLENDALE, CA - DAY
- PAUL (delivering tea)
- Hey did you hear Bea Arthur died?
- DAVID
- No! Aw, that's sad. I met her at the Emmys once. She was a little dismissive, actually. But...distracted, ya know?
- PAUL
- It's impossible to hold actual conversations at those things.
- DAVID
- Yeah, yeah. Man, that's sad, though. Hey - how do you know about this stuff so quickly? You are always laying news on me I haven't heard yet.
- PAUL
- DAVID
- Man, everything's Twitter.