The Coreys Sort Out Iran Contra

A Screenplay

CHARACTERS FELDMAN: young, cute, aggressive HAIM: young, cute, several large earrings DRIVER: nondescript

INT. BACKSEAT OF A LINCOLN TOWNCAR - DAY
A LARGE CROWD BOOMS OUTSIDE, FRENZIED, ITS MEMBERS PEERING THROUGH THE CAR'S WINDOWS
FELDMAN
That was crazy.
HAIM
I know, dude. Someone ripped my shirt, look at this.
FELDMAN
Fuck, bro. Did you get the question about Iran?
HAIM
What?!
DRIVER
We gotta roll, men.
FELDMAN
Yeah, man, somebody screamed something about the Iran-Contra Affair at me - Reagan shit. Does any of that make sense to you?
HAIM
Fuck no, dude. It's guns and hostages and that military dude...
FELDMAN
And his secretary.
HAIM
Yeah, the secretary. That's all I know.
FELDMAN
Are we bad citizens?
HAIM
Fuck that shit.
FIN